Jan
Osama bin Laden: global warming activist
'I, Osama bin Laden, do solemly swear to denounce Islam and convert to the Religion of Settled Science.'
We’ve been wondering where Al Gore has been hiding out these last few weeks while his Church of Settled Science has been crumbling around him. Unnamed sources have told us that he’s been spotted entering a cave deep in the Pakistani mountains, having high level meetings with Osama bin Laden, prepping him for his big speech. Apparently Gore was looking for any remaining high-level public figures who have not heard the news so devastating to climate change alarmism these recent weeks.
While Osama thinks he’s on a hot topic the world can rally behind him on, he doesn’t realize his timing is just a tad off–Gore should have recruited him pre-November. But still, for a caveman (is he related to Pachauri?) he does pretty well. In fact, he sounds considerably more intelligent than Al Gore the Magnificent himself.
Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.
In the tape, broadcast in part on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden warned of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring “the wheels of the American economy” to a halt.
He blamed Western industrialized nations for hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.”
Bin Laden has mentioned climate change and global warning in past messages, but the latest tape was his first dedicated to the topic. The speech, which included almost no religious rhetoric, could be an attempt by the terror leader to give his message an appeal beyond Islamic militants.
We hear Al brought a Toyota hybrid along as a gift for bin Laden’s efforts. Enjoy a spin on those lovely mountain roads, Osama.
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I was ready to organize a search party for Al Gore. Now, it’s fairly obvious where he’s been.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more weird…
Cool, Osama backs Obama on Cap and Trade.
Well how do you like that. All of our bug-a-boos in one nice neat package. Just as Osama’s political philosphy is a mushy paste of crap designed to justify his proclivity for violence; his advocacy for AGW is meant to further befuddle the numbskulls who follow him. Moments like this justify my belief in a merciful God. Climategate has more twists than Oedipus Rex but it’s all leading to a just conclusion.
He wants it to warm up….no more 3 goat nights in the cave.
as Benazir Bhutto told in an interview shortly before she was killed, Osama is DEAD!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpsvaTIa7Kc
Perhaps worth a chuckle… I’m writting from the beautiful Tennessee countryside within walking distance of algore’s family farm and zinc mine. Yes, Al’s sainted father sold the mineral rights to Occidental Petroleum which has enriched the Gore family with royalties ever since. So sorry that we foisted this idiot on the rest of you but doing our best to rectify the mistake.
Greenpeace being called “sole reference” for IPCC coral degradation statements in AR4. What do we know? Some statements or all of them? They made such a stand on peer-review that the glacier admission hurt them badly. More of this and a cascade effect may begin in the msm.
hope so! even in germany where Climateuse Merkel is tryin to eliminate industry & middleclass, the msm begin to struggle…
CO2. I was an Ansbacher from Mittle Frank before immigrating to the USA as kid.
I can’t take credit for this but I about fell over laughing when I read it on Craigslist. I did a smidgen of censoring as to not offend.
“Osama bin laden came out of his cave today and complained about global”
“I never laughed so f***ing hard in my life.
Looks like he is the new Punxsutawney Phil.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
Here is the link:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/1576724349.html
Do we live in a kooky world or what? Let’s think about this -
Al Gore owns a pollution spewing Zinc mine, lives in a mansion, flies in private jets and HE wants to regulate how WE mere plebeians live?
Osama (if he’s alive) is climbing on the climate change hysteria bandwagon, promoting a pre-industrial age. What? So we can ALL live in caves and ride camels to our poppy-seed plowing jobs?
These two tools have a few things in common: They love to hock
archaic nonsense spewed by old creepy guys with skeezy looking beards: Marx and Obama himself, and they’re both disgusted by humanity and all its “horrors” – eh, you know, technology, industry, curing diseases.
I guess everything was so much better when people were burning their garbage and pouring buckets of sewage out their front doors in those oh-so lovely pre-industrial days.
Maybe Obama just wants us to feel his pain.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve been borderline “giddy” all day!
Oops… I just realized I wrote Obama at the end of my post. I meant to write Osama.
Osama, “… he sounds considerably more intelligent than Al Gore the Magnificent himself.”
And all kidding aside, I believe that is literally true, by a long shot.
While this story is funny, according to Wayne Madsen, this bin Laden tape is fake, like many previous ones.
Interview with Wayne Madsen, Russia Today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEOz6iKOAQ
ecph I don’t know where Wayne Madsen is getting his information from but I have heard from a former CIA officer that there haven’t been any fake Bin Laden tapes. I was suprised to hear that as a curiosity but he stuck to it.
Lol about Bin Laden apostacizing from Islam…
I wonder if Bin Laden has ever bothered to calculate the carbon footprint he left by destroying several airliners, the Twin Towers, and a piece of the Pentagon — in addition to the footprint created by all the IED damage — as well as the footprint created by the rubber tires most Afghans now have to burn as heating and cooking fuel….