Jan
Dr. Pachauri moonlighting as smut novelist
Raj Parchauri is shocked that even with his clever disguise, his other life as a smut novelist has been found out.
Ol’ Raj Pachauri has done pretty well for a railroad engineer–rising to the top of the climate change world, hanging Al Gore, partying with Copenhagen groupies, making the big bucks as Director-General of TERI, and who know what else. Actually, we now do know what else: he’s been busy writing racy novels.
Eeeeeewwwww!
The Telegraph reports:
Return to Almora, published in Dr Pachauri’s native India earlier this month, tells the story of Sanjay Nath, an academic in his 60s reminiscing on his “spiritual journey” through India, Peru and the US.
On the way he encounters, among others, Shirley MacLaine, the actress, who appears as a character in the book. While relations between Sanjay and MacLaine remain platonic, he enjoys sex – a lot of sex – with a lot of women.
In breathless prose that risks making Dr Pachauri, who will be 70 this year, a laughing stock among the serious, high-minded scientists and world leaders with whom he mixes, he details sexual encounter after sexual encounter.
If you’ve got a strong stomach, take a read of some passages the Telegraph selected from his book:
“Afterwards she held him close. ‘Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?’.”
More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local: “Sanjay saw a shapely dark-skinned girl lying on Vinay’s bed. He was overcome by a lust that he had never known before … He removed his clothes and began to feel Sajni’s body, caressing her voluptuous breasts.”
“He enjoyed the sensation of gently pushing Susan’s shoulders back a few inches, an action that served to lift her breasts even higher,” writes Dr Pachauri. “He was excited by the sight of her heaving breasts, as she breathed in and out deeply.”
A friend of Susan is taken to a motel by Sanjay but only after he has fondled her breasts – “which he just could not let go of” – inadvertently sounding the car horn at the same time.
So, Raj is a boob man. No wait, we forgot a comma, we meant: Raj is a boob, man.
The Telegraph story: read this article.
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- Glaciologist Syed Hasnain: “I was keeping quiet as I was working here…” UPDATE: so Parchouri’s TERI could rake in a half million?
- Taxpayers paid millions to Indian institute run by Dr. Pachauri
- Dr. Rajendra Pachauri: It’s not my fault and I won’t resign!
Hmmmmm….Pepe’ Le Pew having skunk sex?
I thought this must be a hoax until I seached and found photos of the book launch. Maybe he is going for a double – the Nobel peace prize and the literature prize. Anyway, he has got to stay head of the IPCC – who else could do so much damage to the AGW side.
Ewwwwww….
Do you think this hot couple inspired him any?
http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/AlGoreTipperKiss3.jpg
Really sick Michele…
Moonlighting indeed! Pachauri is a money-grabbing joke! Check out this funny video of Pachauri in a Wolfman spoof trailer… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5psmpWYWBlM
The guy is absolutely ridiculous and will be the butt of many jokes to come over the next few years!
Pachauri is one sicko, poor girls of Delhi. As head of the IPCC he said the world is coming to an end unless we act fast to tax ourselves to death first. Meanwhile, Lothario has time to pen a novel on his sick fantasies before we reach the “tipping point”. F’ing deity.
Bring all virgins that deny Global Warming to the IPCC. Raj Patch will sort them out.
Good point Dan. Caveman Pach indomitable crusader by day wistful voluptuary by night. You cannot make this stuff up. I’m no beauty but I’ll bet I could beat Pach to the punch with a girl in the pinch. The guy appears to be pre-desicated for mummification.
Pachauri and sex, how revolting!
I understand that this is a deeply conservative site and the whole sexual revolution and liberation stuff sailed right past most of the readers here, but please understand that for a great many people sex is a pretty normal thing that we do (and secretly, I’m sure a lot of conservatives do it as well).
Only having read the small excerpts above, I’m not thrilled by Pachauri’s efforts but if people buy it then I defend both his freedom to write and their freedom to read (presuming those concerned are willing adult participants). Voluptuous breasts don’t bother me.
If he is doing this stuff on the taxpayer’s clock then that does bother me, but no differently to playing golf on the taxpayers clock or cruising round Copenhagen in a limo between lush hotels and banquet meals. There’s plenty of dirt to be dug on Pachauri just in his business dealings without needlessly looking like a bunch of prudes and criticizing someone for exercising their perfectly legitimate freedom of speech.
I’ll also point out that I’m reading this on a site accompanied by advertisements in the right hand column with a young busty woman wearing nothing but a T-shirt stretched tight over her anatomical details.
Pictures like this are fine by me, but the hypocrisy stinks bad, and this sort of excursion detracts from the main game. The very important game of digging to the truth of the AGW issue.
Geez, Tel. Loosen up a little and smile. Have some fun!
I wonder if the book reads like this?
“She had breasts that reminded me of Mount Everest and K2, but when I touched her, she was cold as a melting glacier.”