Good news! One third of the Netherlands suddenly rises above sea level

If rising sea levels from global warming can drown whole islands, what could the rising pressure of more water do, smashing against the dykes of the Netherlands? Oh, the horror! After all, 65% of their National Domestic Product is produced in the 55% of the Netherlands that is below sea level. Why, that would….

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Allow me to correct you, UK Climate Minister Ruddock

I wish to share with readers the ongoing correspondence I am having regarding climategate with the British Minister of State for Climate, Joan Ruddock.

Met Office says we aren’t all going to drown after all

Britain’s Met Office has denounced research from the Copenhagen summit that suggested global warming could raise sea levels by more than 1.8m by 2100.

The oceans are dissolving!
Take a breath, no, they’re not.

The Science and Public Policy Institute (SPPI)–a DC think tank–has has debunked this latest junk science of Ocean Acidification. The level-headed folk over at SPPI offer a thorough report in a science-based critique.

Oceans love carbon dioxide, say sea scientists

Now the doomsayers are telling you that the oceans are turning acid from all that nasty carbon dioxide being absorbed into the seas. How frightening! Or perhaps not?